this internet dirthole's hurting, for no other reason than i only seem to remember i'm in posession of a camera during borderline incriminating acts and lewd conduct. but i'll tell you this much;

(1) cosmic bowling has never been so fucking funny as it was last night.
(2) not being able to fall asleep until 5:30 in the morning, only to have to get up in a couple hours to work an 8.5 hour shift is enough to kill the spirit.
(3) i've got two too many videos of cristian taking a piss.